http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29813588/Alaska and Florida consider bans on bestialityWho knows if we succeed in this drive perhaps we can work on Alabama and discourage the practice of close family relatives bearing children.
Hell, let's work on Blount, Cocke and Sevier Counties first.
Charter once pointed out to me, and I have since coinfirmed it, that all native Greene County girls share the exact same body shape: they have long "horsey" faces and their butts and their boobs stick out the exact same amount.
I didn't believe me until he bet me a pitcher of suds at the Roman Room. The girls waiting tables had these characteristics. Charter asked if she was from Greeneville. She replied, "No, Mosheim."
I ordered the pitcher.