Thanks
I spent Father's Day weekend cleaning out my daughters gutters and inspecting her roof on her 2 story house in near 100 degree temps. I did get an Ultimate Feast at Red Lobster and a bunch of shirts....
Got my

chewed out by Father Resin(spelling whatever) for leaving mass at the end without stopping to say 3 Hail Mary's for the priests. I had to run over and watch my retarded sis in law so my 89 yr old Mother in law could do mass(she does not drive)
I also gave my son 25$$ to stay out all night without calling so he could take some skank to a show! He did ask if I would put brake pads on his saab if he bought them(probably on my credit card)
I also had to endure my wife hunting for side by side condo's (I pay of course) for the annual Plumbervol family vacation. The kids want to go to Myrtle beach in August(I would rather have my testicles squeezed in a vise) I prefer Litchfield and quiet, they prefer the Grand Strand and cruizin!!

HAPPY FRIGGIN FATHER'S DAY