The Tebow Creed

[AU_domer]

Borrowed from NDNation...you probably have to be Catholic to have a full appreciation:

We believe in one Quarterback, Tim Tebow Almighty, Maker of Heismans and Championships, and of all things airborne and ground-based.

We believe in one Coach, Urban Meyer, the only Husband of Shelly,
eternally besotted of the Herbstreit,
Gone from Bowling Green, Lit from Utah,
Truly yanked from Kevin White,
beknighted, then made, one in coaching with the Ballcoach.
Through him all things were won.
For Gator fans and for their salvation
he came down from Utah:
by the power of the Gay-Ass Spread
he recruited Tebow, and became The Man.

For our sake Tim was suplexed under Taylor Wyndham,
he suffered, died, and was buried in the turf.
On the third day he rose again
in fulfillment of the ESPN talking heads;
he ascended into the starting role
and is positioned at the rear end of the Center.
He will come again in glory to beat the Tigers and the Tide,
and his kingdom will have no end.

[Acc Hawk]

Is ole pudding pants still on the hot seat?

[AU_domer]

WTF does that have to do with this thread?

Is ole pudding pants still on the hot seat?

[The One Man Gang]

Is it true that when Tebow got his clock cleaned Vern Lundquist suffered a neck sprain?