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« on: November 06, 2009, 10:07:29 AM » |
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This seems like a more appropriate sentence for the animals who killed Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom:
Whenever Mississippi circuit judges and lawyers get together, eventually the conversation gets around to various sentencing techniques and procedures. The fall issue of the St. Louis Bar Journal carried a copy of a death sentence to end all sentencing. It was imposed by a Federal District Judge in the Territory of New Mexico in 1881, to-wit:
“Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales, in a few short weeks, it will be Spring. The snows of winter will flee away, the ice will vanish, and the air will become soft and balmy. In short, Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales, the annual miracle of the years will awaken and come to pass, but you won’t be there.
“The rivulet will run its soaring course to the sea, the timid desert flowers will put forth their tender shoots, the glorious valleys of this imperial domain will blossom as the rose. Still, you won’t be there to see.
“From every treetop some wild woods songster will carol his mating song, butterflies will sport in the sunshine, the busy bee will hum happy as it pursues its accustomed vocation, the gentle breeze will tease the tassels of the wild grasses, and all nature, Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales, will be glad, but you. You won’t be here to enjoy it because I command the sheriff or some other officers of the county to lead you out to some remote spot, swing you by the neck from a notting bough of some sturdy oak, and let you hang until you are dead.
“And then, Jose Manuel Miguel Xaviar Gonzales, I further command that such officer or officers retire quickly from your dangling corpse, that vultures may descend from the heavens upon your filthy body until nothing shall remain but bare, bleached bones of a cold-blooded, copper-colored, blood thirsty, throat-cutting, chili-eating, sheep-herding, murdering son-of-a-bitch.”
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