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« on: November 29, 2009, 12:26:16 PM »

Apparenty he and the Mrs. are to talk to the coppers today.  Took 72 hours to get a good story together.  The "I had to break out the back window with a 9-Iron to get him out" story really sounds stupid.  The stinking airbags didn't even deploy, so it doesn't sound like the jaws of life should have been required.

Most likely, she took a 9-iron to his car as he was leaving, probably causing the wreck.  Might have been a little Tiger-Juice involved as well.

Is Greg Isaacs on the scene yet?

Gussy and PV will want him thrown off the tour for good!!! 
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2009, 12:29:18 PM »

Ha !  Ha !

I can't see what the big deal is all about.  If one of us had hit the tree, no one would have cared.  I say leave them alone and let's move on.
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2009, 01:46:03 PM »

both good posts
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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2009, 02:34:49 PM »

Ha !  Ha !

I can't see what the big deal is all about.  If one of us had hit the tree, no one would have cared.  I say leave them alone and let's move on.

The big deal is, Tiger's world is far different than the common'ers world, and in this day and age whenever a celebrity appears to be trying to hide something, it becomes a big deal whether it should or not.

Lord knows everyone was sure putting Lane Kiffin through the wringer when they suspected he might be hiding something in regards to Jantzen Jackson.
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2009, 03:11:57 PM »

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"This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me," Woods said. "I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again."

Woods said it was a private matter, and he wanted to keep it that way.

"Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible," he said.

Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor has said Woods' wife, Elin, used a golf club to smash out a rear window to help him get out of the SUV when she heard the crash from inside their home at 2:25 a.m. Friday.

"The only person responsible for the accident is me," Woods said. "My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false."

Sgt. Kim Montes of the Florida Highway Patrol said Woods' attorney, Mark Nejame, informed the patrol that Woods would not be meeting with troopers Sunday afternoon.
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2009, 04:09:54 PM »

bizarre indeed.

my first thought was of course, the guy's drunk and leaves in a hurry in the middle of a fight with the
soul-mate swedish-bikini-model wife, who takes one of his favorite wedges to the window of the cadillac.

when the FHP said 'no alcohol' involved in the incident, i thought, well maybe the guy had an ambien blackout - no joke, that stuff is strong medicine and does produce blackouts very similar to those people have with heavy alcohol abuse - not that i would be familiar with anything related to heavy alcohol abuse.

but now ......................... Tiger obviously has something to hide. he has refused an interview with the FHP for three straight days and has hired a lawyer to handle this. sounds like he could be buying time to get the drugs out of his system - isn't that called obstruction ?? notice that his statement does not deny anything, just uses the word 'irresponsible.'

btw .................... i thought Tiger only drove Buicks ?????
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« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2009, 04:11:41 PM »

I wonder if I could cancel a meeting with the police 3 times?

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9C9D9M00&show_article=1
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2009, 04:22:11 PM »



btw .................... i thought Tiger only drove Buicks ?????

That sponsorship ended. He's on to Caddie's now.
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2009, 04:26:19 PM »

That sponsorship ended. He's on to Caddie's now.

ok - thanks for the update.

after the truth comes out about this incident, he may be begging for a sponsorship from Saturn.
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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2009, 07:33:10 PM »

Wait until you hear about the chick from NY on Tues or Wed.   
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2009, 07:37:04 PM »

I have always said you can't trust a Chinese Thai Indian mix, they are just not bred to tell the truth     
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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2009, 09:37:12 PM »

I have not a clue to the facts but from what the Florida HP has released it sure sounds like a serious domestic dispute. You can bet the big wigs at Nike are on pins and needles.
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