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« on: February 25, 2010, 09:32:13 AM » |
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Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question :
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Sud denly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anyth ing to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BAN G! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2010, 08:58:16 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2010, 09:03:52 PM » |
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Mugwump.
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2010, 12:00:45 PM » |
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What is the difference between a Brahmin and a Mugwump?
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2010, 04:15:11 PM » |
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$Old money
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 12:54:58 PM » |
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What are you when you have no money?
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 06:55:59 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 07:02:41 PM » |
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