Possible Names For The New Democrat Stimulus To Save The Old Democrat Stimulus

[Just Win]

I think my favorite is the Helping Election Expenditures, Hurting American Workers (HEEHAW) Act of the Democrat United Majority Band (DUMB).


-- Save Our ‘Stimulus’ (SOS) Act

-- Democrats       Summer Union Cash Kickback Act

-- ‘Recovery Summer’ Bailout Act (Cash for Flunkers)

-- Delivering Unions a Major Boost (DUMB) Act

-- Helping Election Expenditures, Hurting American Workers (HEEHAW) Act

-- Democracy is Strengthened by Clearly Leveraging and Optimizing Special-Interests’ Effectiveness (DISCLOSE) Act

-- Holding Union Bosses Over Until Card Check Act

-- Rescuing Incumbent Democrats Is Costly (RIDIC) Act

-- Summertime Cash for Union Bosses Instead of Spending Cuts for Taxpayers Act

-- Frivolous Act of Ineffective Largesse (FAIL) Act

-- Naming These Things Hasn’t Gotten Us Anywhere, So Why Bother? Act






The Obama unemployment numbers from his Department of Labor

 

[Flummoxed Lummox]

[Jeremy Roenick]

How about the...

Benevolent Bailout of State Union Employees or BBSUE...

Remember, the path to Hell is paved with good intentions.   

[Jeremy Roenick]

Considering this latest revelation...  How about Stealing from the Hungry to Feed the State Unions (SHFSU)

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/08/10/democrats-advocacy-groups-blast-cuts-food-stamps-fund-m-jobs/

Some House Democrats and advocacy groups are getting squeamish about the move to fund the $26 billion state aid bill by making cuts to food stamps, a federal assistance program currently depended on by nearly 41 million Americans.

House members convened Tuesday to pass the multibillion-dollar bailout bill for cash-strapped states that provides $10 billion to school districts  to rehire laid-off teachers or ensure that more teachers won't be let go before the new school year begins, keeping more than 160,000 teachers on the job, the Obama administration says.

But the bill also requires that $12 billion be stripped from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, commonly known as food stamps, to help fund the new bill, prompting some Democrats to cringe at the notion of cutting back on one necessity to pay for another.

Well I'll give the Congress one tip of the cap here, at least they found a way to fund their latest "emergency bill".  Too bad it will hurt those in need instead of cutting PORK out of the government.  They're getting closer though.   Lane

[Sasquatch]

Has all of the money from the first stimulus been spent yet?   

Since whites are the biggest users of welfare/food stamps:

Crackers From Crackers

I think a good song would be (set to the tune of Give Peace a Chance):

Give Pork a Chance

[One Man Gang]

The "Throw More Taxpayer Money in a Wild Hog's Ass Act of 2010"

or the "If You Thought Stimulus I was Wasteful Just Watch Act of 2010"

or the "F*ck It, Y'all Gonna Throw our Poxy Asses Out in November Anyway Act of 2010."